Forwards lead to regression

Are we intelligent? Does our creator, whoever u believe that to be, expect or plan for us to be intelligent much like they must be? Here's my 2 cents of the day: get smarter. I personally think it's better to be lucky than smart, and for the 99% that aren't that lucky, we need to give ourselves somekind of advantage. I also think that smart people make their own luck, so the argument tends to be circular. Enough talkin out of me arse, what's the deal with forwards? I hate these things so much that I threaten people if they send me one. Par example, my uncle is synonymous for sending them to my mom. She'll get around 4-6 a day, not only from him mind you. I check her email for her every now and then if she's busy or what not and the inbox fills with "FWD:FWD:FWD" etc. I'd say 'bout 70-80% of the time they're jokes or web referrals, which to those who like receiving them are harmless. The rest of the time they tend to be news flashes, or hot topics. And a small percentage of the time they are online petitions. These get me the most. With the ridiculous amount of technology available to pretty well everyone in North America, wouldn't anyone think to research what they're "soon to be petitioning" against? One that gets me is the Dr. Dobson petition to stop "petition 2493". This is a real petition, 2493 that is, about removing Christmas specials and sunday church from tv. Instead of getting into the whole jist of it I'll say this: I've gotten this for the last 4 or 5 years and everytime I look at it I sroll down the hundreds of people who supposedly exist and think, what a bunch of morons. I know that you all think you're helping humanity by standing up for something, but how can u be helping when you're proving your own ignorance. The MAIN reason I hate forwards of this nature is because whoever has the balls to send me one doesn't research it and tries to involve me. One word of advice, if you want to stand up for something, look it up and understand what you're standing up for. Would u sign a check without looking at it? Sign up for a credit card without reading the document? In a world where the easiest thing to do is reap the benefits of lying and exploiting people, why do we not protect ourselves.

If you can give me an educated answer for your ignorance, i'll bake you a cake. Did I offend some if not all of you? Well, I guess we're even because you, and I'm referring to those who send me this crap, offend my intelligence. To my devoted fans, you're all hip cats in my books. I think i'll end this with some words of wisdom from my broski Reheule, or Ray for those phonetically challanged, "All of my friends are invited to my wedding, until they do something to get them uninvited". You're a modern day philosopher Ray.

Keep it real hip cats
Buckdoggy